If this isn't right up your alley, well then I don't know what is

A company called Bill Me Later is running a contest that they have dubbed Win-Your-Own Man Cave, in which the "Man Cave Jury" will award a prize-package worth up to $15,000 towards your very own entertainment room. To enter, all you have to do is write a short essay explaining why you are deserving of a dream Man Cave. The list of prizes looks awesome and includes large flat-screen tvs, The Ultimate Throne, a billiards ensemble, a keg-o-rator, a 14-ft. professional shuffleboard table, golf clubs, an Epic sound system, home gym equipment and much more. I highly recommend you check it out and remember me fondly if you win.

Thanks for coming and suckling Daddy's Sugar Ball.